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Mistress Frankenstein
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Manufacturer: Seduction Cinema
Starring: Darian Caine; AJ Khan
Directed By: John Bacchus
Average Customer Rating: Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5Average rating of 3.0/5

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Audience Rating: Unrated
Binding: VHS Tape
EAN: 0612385801136
Format: Color
Label: Seduction Cinema
Manufacturer: Seduction Cinema
Number Of Items: 1
Publisher: Seduction Cinema
Release Date: 2005-11-08
Running Time: 135
Studio: Seduction Cinema
Theatrical Release Date: 2000-10-02

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Summary: Not what I thought
Comment: It was good but not great and it got boring quickly.

Customer Rating: Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5Average rating of 2/5
Summary: Hot lesbians and nothing else...what'd you Xpect
Comment: Frankenstein spoof by guys who probably watched the original Frankenstein high on weed! These guys have an almost gleeful contempt for things like plot, humor, story, etc...

Never mind that, this company is at its best when it just focuses on its cadre of hot babes pretending to get it on together - love Darian Caine and Misty Mundae! All of these scenes are hot, long and will "get you there" if you're into it. They should really add a DVD option that allows you to play only the sex straight thru w/ no story, or put out a compilation DVD of the sex scenes in their roster of movies.

If you want something erotic with at least an attempt at story, get Warhol's Frankenstein, or The Bride w/ Jennifer Beals if you want something thoughtful (though not super hot).

Customer Rating: Average rating of 4/5Average rating of 4/5Average rating of 4/5Average rating of 4/5Average rating of 4/5
Summary: A few pretty sexy scenes to an overall ok movie.
Comment: In contrast to what some of the people have written about this movie, I though a couple of the scenes in the movie make it worthwhile to buy it (at least used). The very first erotic scene between the two maids in the bathtub I thought was pretty sexy with both women having great bodies. After this I think there are two more scenes that were pretty sexy: one with Misty Mundane and this beautifull big breasted blond girl and the other scene at the end with the two maids and Misty Mundane. I really think these three scenes make the movie worth buying. The plot pretty much is non-existent but some of the women and the scenes mentioned above are definite keepers.

Customer Rating: Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5Average rating of 1/5
Summary: Fire bad, and so is this movie
Comment: Mistress Frankenstein was a major disappointment. It's all well and good to intentionally make a spoof film as bad as possible, but this movie is just absurdly, ridiculously bad. Darian Caine plays Baroness Helena Frankenstein, a cold-hearted, cold-blooded, sexually repressed prude. Her husband Dr. Frankenstein still loves her despite her lack of warmth (and other things), and he naturally tries to bring her back to life when she is accidentally killed. Unfortunately, her brain was damaged in the accident. The doctor orders his servant Igor to fix it, but Igor ends up losing it and secretly replacing it with a brain he bought at the body parts store dirt cheap. When Mistress Frankenstein reawakens, she is a sex-crazed lesbian and starts seducing everyone woman she meets.

This movie is just really, really bad. The acting is over the top and back again, there's some kind of laugh track inserted for the servant Igor (seemingly a silly, twisted version of Paul Lynde), all of the incredibly annoying townspeople are named Karl, the horse in the movie is two guys in a costume, the wretched gorilla Kimbo puts in a cameo, Darian is forced to walk and talk like the original Frankenstein's monster, and-with the exception of Miss Caine and Heidi Christine-the featured actresses are hardly worth looking at. I actually considered fast forwarding through some of the scenes. Unfortunately, I could go on and on listing the dumb things that make this movie almost painful to suffer through. Unless you're a huge Darian Caine fan, there's really no reason in the world for you to watch this movie.


Customer Rating: Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5Average rating of 3/5
Summary: SENSELESS but the sex is great.
Comment: I'm not even goin' to lie to you. MISTRESS FRANKENSTEIN is the most senseless film I've have ever seen! ALthough, I would say, that it is far better than a MAX after dark special, the MAX after dark films at least have a storyline and a plot. The lesbianic scenes are fantastic. The first, second, and fourth are my favorites. But that's just me. If you decide to buy this film, buy it for the sex not for to sit through and watch because that would be torture!


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